egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

adriofthedead:

mysticorset:

sketchlynx:

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man. 

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited. 

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

(Source: sendificator)

destiel-is-my-canon:

realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:

acekaythx:

burning-cup-of-moriartea:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

#Team ‘we have no idea where the fuck we are’

#They look like the ‘Choose Your Character’ menu in a video game or something

except Dean’s facing the wrong way?

Dean hasn’t been unlocked yet. 

You have to collect all the pie pieces to unlock Dean.

Actually, you have to open the closet door to unlock Dean

(Source: mini-legion)

if-it-fits-it-ships:

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? 

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

history nerds are the best.

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Cosmo sex tip #490

cosmo-sex-tips:

Before you eat her out, say grace.

lord-smaug-the-impenetrable:

I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve

kinomatika:

Man when Gordon Ramsay isn’t screaming his head off at incompetent people, he is literally the nicest, most soft-spoken and charming guy

(Source: girlyjolras)

So i took a really bad fall while rollerblading today, and i can’t fall asleep because i hurt my elbow, knee, butt, and ribs.
Beware of ghost holes, kids.

aarontveeit:

superwholockmunity:

i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;

this post makes me extremely uncomfortable

pleatedjeans:

via

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

noooooooope:

i hate when you try to reblog a long text post and tumblr reblogs it as a zelda