holy shit why is it freezing in dewick?
am i just sick?
will somebody bring me a jacket?
A small example of the notes Matt and I take during physics
Sitting in Dewick for about 2 hours now, I have 4 more to go if I’m to get 2 meals out of this swipe.
It’s difficult to focus on work when you’re sick, and I have a hard time understanding what is going on in physics right now.
Also I’m cold someone should bring me a jacket.
Someone come cuddle
Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.